Hey Tarbender

Today’s challenge at the Dverse bar is to use mixological terminology that does not refer to drinks.
Step up to the bar.

Hey tarbender,
Double asphault’s what i’m takin
Cause my roof is on a bender.
My rafters don’t need stirred or shaken,
Just a jigger more of wind and we’ll
All be quakin.

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31 thoughts on “Hey Tarbender

  1. Glenn Buttkus says:

    Your Tackwards Balk is impressive–getting two meanings out of Tarbender. In HS, some of us became quite adroit as takwards balk–it was sery vimple to igger it fout.

  2. katiemiafrederick says:

    SMiLes.. lately.. i muSt
    say.. the cliMate
    around these
    panhandle
    paRts of
    Florida has/is
    been on a drunken
    sPin oF Tornadic heART..
    as much as i love SpRing yeAR
    ’round.. A Wizard oF oZ and Kansas
    iN the
    Deep
    south
    moVing
    is worth
    A few goose bumps
    aS liFE of wiNter.. hehe..;)

  3. lillian says:

    Hey Tarbender, can ya lend me a dime?
    For some silly reason that phrase popped into my head ๐Ÿ˜Š Love it all — quirky! Especially that jigger of wind!

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