Angry Man TV Dinner

We’re cooking here, baby! At the Dverse Poets Lounge, we’re serving up large portions of our favorite recipes, Haibun style:

To make an angry man TV dinner:
First, thaw one agitated, overweight male motorist, of 1950s vintage, who has been frozen in the bowels of the unemployment office. Place in a rusty, overheated 1984 four-door sedan. Stall him in rush hour traffic for 1 hour. Motorist should be basted liberally with low doses of loud heavy metal rock music. Bake at 100 degrees in midsummer gridlock with no air conditioning. Dish will be done when he is seasoned well with salty language and explosive to the touch.
Remove from heat source, set near table. Dispose of male motorist and serve sedan with large doses of antacids.

Lovely ancient man
Fried in rush hour traffic
Heart attack pop over


42 thoughts on “Angry Man TV Dinner

  1. Grace says:

    I love your unique response Walt ~ That is some recipe for sure, specially on a hot summer day in city’s traffic ~ ( Laughing here) πŸ™‚

  2. Kathy Reed says:

    You jest, of course…but I can see that angry man TV dinner being made..imagine the blistering heat,
    angst of wanting cars to move! Love the heavy metal rock music;)

  3. Sabio Lantz says:

    Yay, a Haibun that does not take the obvious trip. Very funny == a well prepared meal, with lots of love. Little sad that you had to throw out the man, though — but I guess the car is the focus! Smile

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