Angry Man TV Dinner

To make an angry man TV dinner:
First, thaw one agitated, overweight male motorist, of 1950s vintage, who has been frozen in line all day at the unemployment office. Place in a rusty, overheated 1984 four-door sedan. Stall him in rush hour traffic for 1 hour. Motorist should be basted liberally with large doses of loud heavy metal rock music. Bake at 100 degrees in midsummer gridlock with no air conditioning. Dish will be done when he is seasoned well with salty language and explosive to the touch.
Remove from heat source, set near table. Dispose of male motorist and serve sedan with large doses of antacids.

Lovely ancient man
Fried in rush hour traffic
Heart attack pop over

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42 thoughts on “Angry Man TV Dinner

  1. Grace says:

    I love your unique response Walt ~ That is some recipe for sure, specially on a hot summer day in city’s traffic ~ ( Laughing here) πŸ™‚

  2. Kathy Reed says:

    You jest, of course…but I can see that angry man TV dinner being made..imagine the blistering heat,
    angst of wanting cars to move! Love the heavy metal rock music;)

  3. Sabio Lantz says:

    Yay, a Haibun that does not take the obvious trip. Very funny == a well prepared meal, with lots of love. Little sad that you had to throw out the man, though — but I guess the car is the focus! Smile

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