Amalia is keeping bar in the Dverse Lounge tonight. I am glad to be able to rest for a while at the bar and uncover a secret ingredient; one I believe is a recipe for happy living at this time of year:
You should solve for why, not x
As all of life on Earth directs.
For all great questions answer Why?
But, “Why”? For X is just variable
Which can often be quite terriable.
Cause the simple truth you can’t decry
Is that if you ain’t got it to flaunt
Then Mister X is just a taunt
When all you need to know is why,
You need the fancy digs and more
And pawn your future life before
You know the interest rate’s new high!
Aye Aye Aye