Feared by Romans as a barbarian, this tweet, carried by a passenger pigeon was found in the scabbard of one of his generals, revealing Attila to be a civilized, caring, organizational leader.
From: the desk of Attila
To: His big fun-loving Huns:
Memo from Human Resources:
Re: 3 action items
Teaching the Romans to self-pillage,
Saved time and travel to each village.
Outsourcing is a new payoff,
Looters and sackers will be laid off.
Looters and sackers have lots more time,
To perfect what’s now considered crime.
Huns on Facebook in their work day,
Will be unfriended in an awful way.
3. Atilla Care:
Thanks to higher capital gain,
We can still inflict your pain.
Free clubs are in the wrecking hall.
Do unto others, above all.
Thank you very, extremely, painfully, sincerely;
Attila the Kinder, gentler Hun