Here’s an old one. Someone compared me to a beast of burden. The poem asks a very poignant question of… Read more The Smart Ass
Category: Humor
My Rearview Mirror
While looking thru my rearview I drive where I have been It offers such a clear view Of where I… Read more My Rearview Mirror
Limerick Night
Monkey Around She came to find refuge from fright I found her one Saturday night We monkeyed around We Swatted… Read more Limerick Night
Giggly Wiggly Toes
Giggly, wiggely, piggeldy toes, Stare back from the covers at me. pinkely, winkeldy, piddy trees grow; Like missle toes shot… Read more Giggly Wiggly Toes
Suburban Disturbia
Phalanxes of Flamingos Are spoiling for a fight, Dancing their fandangos, In a great display of might. Gnomings all in… Read more Suburban Disturbia
The Dread Butt-kraken
This is a sea chanty, sung by hungover pirates; not widely known. Oh sailors whether near or far Of Whatever… Read more The Dread Butt-kraken
Daybreak
Newborn day breaks over the land And sends its rays of warmth to fan The chilling blanket of grey night… Read more Daybreak
Tiny Bubbles
Tiny bubbles bring big trouble as they just keep breaking through. My bathtubs overflowing, and the washers foaming too. It… Read more Tiny Bubbles
She Walks in Beauty, Like the Night
She walks in beauty as the night Lonely ambers reflecting light Prowess walks in stealthy socks This dreadnaught prowls on… Read more She Walks in Beauty, Like the Night
Anytown USA
Howdy neighbor Welcome to Anytown USA We’re John and Jane Doe Atypical family we have 2.5 children (As per the… Read more Anytown USA